1Where Have All the Glueheads Gone
2Aussie Song
3Mrs Meat Curtains
4Anarchy in Harvey Procter's 'Y' Fronts
5Fuck Off Ripcord
6Rick's Arsehole / We're Fuckin' Glad the Smiths Split Up (Work It Out Stupid)
7Some Shit About Cricket
8Mega Metal Death & Thunder God Grandad
9Hey Goth Fuck You
10Psycho Hippy Skateboard Punx
11Fergie's Baby Is a Dischord Baby (Trainee Fuckin' Psychopath)
12Chip on My Shoulder
13Berkshire Cowboy
14Still Fuckin' Dying
15Cunt Rock (Another Poxy Poem)
16Vibrator Up Your Nose
17The World Is an Empty Beer Can
18Rape & Pillage
19Bob & The Boys
20Dennis Nielson (He's Alright)
21Anarchy in the Graveyard
22Black Beauty (The Nail Bomb Song)
23Your Crutch Fuckin' Stinks
24Goat Fucking Virgin Killerz From Hell
25Royal Test Tube Baby
26Railings
27(Oh, Oh) Necrophilia
28Chainsaw Disasters (A Poem)
29An Ode to M.V.M.